A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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knock knock who's there aids

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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