- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

24

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Yo daddy!

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Meow.

Women's rights...

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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