What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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