my mom raped yerr foot

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

LOL May Wong

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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