- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

hi to the world fromthe world

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Dani barton from bob chuckles

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

I saw a shovel once.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Hey, Max!!

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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