Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Penisland

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

poop is very very yummy.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

since when?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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