A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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women's rights

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Are you Drew?

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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