- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

who is awesome? no one...

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

God is real

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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