I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Kah-________-

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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