A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Minecraft.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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