Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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