knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Pickles

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What's 4+7 47

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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