- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

my friend is gay hes gay

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Men, get on the boat.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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