Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

YEAH THEY DO.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

How old is victor? Old

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

I Have a Black Friend

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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