Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Like if you like big tits.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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