yo mama's so fat!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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poo is yummy

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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