A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Society.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

I tell an anti joke!.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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