I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Matt Damon

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toast points

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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