What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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this is a joke

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Women.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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