- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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