What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Worst joke ever

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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