What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Cold camel scrotum.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Jason Connor.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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