- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Farts smell bad!

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