- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

A horse cantered into a bar.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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