Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Jared Gough is a slut

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

1 + 1 = 3

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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