- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate blackniggers

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Once upon a time.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

knock knock. who's there? someone.

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