- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

women have rights

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Yes.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

I tell an anti joke!.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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