- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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