What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Like if you like big tits.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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