what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

YOLO.

Alex Eggbert

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Where's my shotgun

I hate blackniggers

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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