- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

A baby seal walks into a club...

1 + 1 = 3

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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