What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Niki Minaj's ass

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Women.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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