A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Women's rights

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Bake until golden at 375

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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