Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Hi my name is Jim

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Joe Biden

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Wade's the father

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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