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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Are you Drew?

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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