- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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