Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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God is real

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Anti Joke

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