- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

my mom raped yerr foot

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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