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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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This one sucks!

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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who farted your mother

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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