Like if you like big tits.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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want a balloon? yeah

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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ecks! why zee?

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Smart Blondes

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Heartlight

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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