- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a duck?

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

who smells? •Liam

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

So. The gays. ...

knock knock

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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