What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Women

Womens Rights.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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