Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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