How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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