Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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1 + 1 = 3

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Women have the right to vote.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Anti Joke

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