- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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