What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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