- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Are you Drew?

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Your time.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Vagina ass.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

womens rights

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's 4+7 47

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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