Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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