There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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This one sucks!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Women's rights

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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