Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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twilight

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Your social life

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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