Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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this is gay

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Cancer.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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