Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

a retard lost...

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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