How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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