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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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