- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Darude - Sandstorm

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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