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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

I have a crush on my dad.

Knock knock Come In.......

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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