- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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