How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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