so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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nba live 13

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A women president

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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fruit salad?

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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