How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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