Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Reed is poopin

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

she wasn't 18

This is an anti-joke.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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You should never talk to strangers.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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