- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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a man walks into horse bar

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

I have no ideas.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

my namew is jd

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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