- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

womens rights

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??