Women's rights

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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hi corey

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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