Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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:O + :P = 69

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Smart Blondes

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That didn't hurt.

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