roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Hi my name is Jim

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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