What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

thumbs up!

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

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