What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

a ginger has a soul

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Justin Beiber

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

knock knock who's there aids

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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