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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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a ginger has a soul

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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The penn state football administration

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.