How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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JEWS

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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