Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Wombat monkey juice.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

whats really hot the sun

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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