While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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My pet rock died.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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this girl died

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gay marriage.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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