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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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