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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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YOLO.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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My pet rock died.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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