A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Reed is poopin

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Joe Biden

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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