Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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It smells like triangles in here.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Mitt Romney.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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