- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I'm gay. No homo.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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