- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I have a crush on my dad.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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