What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Jason Connor.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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