Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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