- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Joey mayer's face

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

space is fun

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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