Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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