- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do you watch ? a tv

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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