What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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