what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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penis

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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