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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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