- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

how did little johnny die? i killed him

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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