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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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