- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

my namew is jd

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

George Bush does not care about black people.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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