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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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