- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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