- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Hey, look under there! Under what?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

whats 2+2? 4

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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