- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

whats 2+2? 4

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Farts smell bad!

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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