Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Matt Damon

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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