Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

YOLO MAH BROLO

What does A duck smoke? Quack

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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