A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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