- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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