whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Ted Haggard.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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