What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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who farted your mother

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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