Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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motley crew

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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women's rights

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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