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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a ginger has a soul

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

YEAH THEY DO.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Justin Beiber

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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