- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

I tell an anti joke!.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Who is a knob? ross d

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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