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The bird is not the word.... Its two

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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