What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Black people

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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