Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Obamacare haters

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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