- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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your mom

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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