What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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what happens during a climax apples

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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