Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

The 13th Amendment...

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

This site is easy to upload to...

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I had sex. Just kidding.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

...NO.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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