Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Canida

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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God bless America, and no where else.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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