It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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knock knock who's there?

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I hate blackniggers

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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69, hahaha

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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