Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Gestapo.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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