- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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good one jess !!

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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