I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Cold camel scrotum.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Type 2 diabetics

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

twilight

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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