guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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