Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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black people

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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69, hahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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