Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Nobody cares.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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