- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A black man didn't walk into a bar

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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