Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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my namew is jd

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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