- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Girls

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Scientology.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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