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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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