whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Vagina ass.

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Your mom.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Alex Eggbert

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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