You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Hi.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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