- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Wheelchair high jump

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