What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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