- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What did the clock say? The time.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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