- Anti Joke

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

knock knock who's there police

YOLO

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass