if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Penis.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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