- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

I like pom

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Vagina ass.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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