John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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JEWS

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Facebook...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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