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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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