what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

a man walks into horse bar

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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