why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

womens rights

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

hey

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

this is a joke

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

my namew is jd

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

George Bush does not care about black people.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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