Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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1 Jew XD

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Toaster

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black people

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

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