do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

PENlS.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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