Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Canada

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

want a balloon? yeah

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

24!

Penis

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

21

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

George Bush.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Black people

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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