- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why did he die? He was sick.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Johan showering. . . AWK

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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