Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

I Have a Black Friend

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

mark is mark

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

obama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Joey mayer's face

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Anti Joke

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