- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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