Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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women's rights.

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The penn state football administration

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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