- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Women's rights.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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