What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Hippopatomous!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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