Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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