- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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