- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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