What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Where is my tractor?

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Doorbell salesman.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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