A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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