knock knock ... no one was in

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Get in the Batmobile.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A. Hey.. B. Hi

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

A fat boy walked into a party

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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