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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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