- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

whats better than 24................. 25

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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