Ms. Smoot's class

can't wait until the baby boomers die

marshal sterio had sex

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

twilight

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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