- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

No. Yes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

women playing football?

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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