What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Michael Brown

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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