Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Knock knock What

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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