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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Wats a joke?

Canada

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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