- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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