when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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FAP

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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1 Jew XD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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