- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay. No homo.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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