Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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