Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Are you a human?

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Barack Obama

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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