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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Hippopatomous!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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