Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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hi michael

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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