Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Michael Brown

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

womens rights

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

wnba

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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