A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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