- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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