Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hi Shelby!!

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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