William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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womens rights

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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