Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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