- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Knock Knock Yes?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Farts smell bad!

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How did the girl die? 25.

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